One of the strange things about farming is that everyone else isn’t farming. In summer, when we are racing around the fields with our tongues hanging out, everyone else is going to the seashore, or to their cabin in the mountains.
Farmers are out of sync in the wintertime too. Just when people are groaning about having to wear fifty layers to go outside to scrape the ice off their windshields and brave the roads to get to work, we are lying in bed, contemplating a day of reading novels and eating bonbons.
Before we get to the novels and bonbons, however, we have to make it through the last two weeks of the CSA vegetable distribution, which are always a big push. We empty the greenhouses and gardens, keeping enough vegetables for our own use. But there’s always a lot of counting: how many leeks divided by how many members, how many Brussels sprouts, winter squash, pounds of carrots, potatoes, onions, etc.
We’ve been farming long enough that we have a pretty good sense of amounts, but there are always surprises. For example, this year we had a banner crop of fall carrots, and we didn’t even realize it. We could have started digging and distributing them much sooner.
But we waited until the last month of distribution, and suddenly realized we had mountains of carrots. How many pounds of carrots would our hearty CSA members take on harvest day: one, two, three, four, five, six? Every distribution day we upped the carrot pounds. (Five seemed to be the limit, as on the day of six we had carrots left in the bins.)
Our Brussels sprouts were also abundant this year, and a late spinach planting in the greenhouse came on beautifully. We did the best we could with our counting, but after the last harvest day, when we had a moment to breathe, we made one more assessment. Alas, we still had a lot of carrots. We had a lot of Brussels sprouts. We had a lot of spinach. We had way more than we could eat over the winter, and the farmers’ market had ended weeks ago.
It was time for a Bonus CSA pick-up. We sent the word out to our members; our members responded gleefully. We, however, were not so gleeful. It was the grumpiest harvest morning of the year, even though it wasn’t raining, even though there would be only a few hours of work getting the three crops ready.
By golly, we were grumpy, as we harvested and trimmed and washed spinach, as we weighed carrots, as we used our biggest loppers to cut down the enormous stalks of Brussels sprouts.
“I don’t know what my problem is,” I finally said to my fellow farmer.
“Me neither,” he answered. “I mean, not your problem, my problem. I feel really grumpy.”
“I think it’s because we’re supposed to be done harvesting for the year.”
“Yeah! We’re supposed to be lying in bed, thinking of everything we don’t have to do with vegetables today!”
Well, we grumped our way through the harvest, and then there was the nice part of the day: seeing how happy people were about more vegetables, even carrots. Since this was a farm-only pick-up, rather than our usual farm or town pick-up, we even had a few town pick-up members that had never been to the farm.
The farm tour went like this: this is our garden, where there used to be a lot of vegetables. This is our mushroom yard, where no mushrooms are growing. These are our horses, who are done working for the season. These are the farmers, also (mostly) done working for the season (except for rolling up irrigation, cleaning out greenhouses, and other trivial matters).
And these are the novels, waiting to be read, and the bonbons, waiting to be eaten.
Originally published in the Monadnock Shopper News, Jan 8-14, 2025